11 Common Summer Goals As Told By The Simpsons

"I swear I'm going to read more..."

1. Getting the summer body

"Got my gym membership... shoes ... short-lasting motivation."

2. Reading more

"There's a whole list of books I've been saving up to read... that I'm probably never going to touch."

3. Learning how to cook

"But I followed the recipe..."

4. Saving up money

"I just can't spend as much as I-- where did my paycheck go?"

5. Going on more spontaneous adventures

"Let's travel!"

6. Finding love

"I'll meet more people... really get out there this summer!"

7. Making vacation memories

"Can't leave the house without the camera!"

8. Learning a new skill

"I'll learn how to photoshop this summer...or maybe learn how to dance."

9. Catching up with old friends

"Hey, I know we haven't spoken in three months. Wanna hang out?"

10. And making new ones

"I guess I can socialize..."

11. But in the end... only one thing happens

"Don't bother me. There's a new show on Netflix!"