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Wayne Rooney’s CGI Sex Tape

British soccer star Wayne Rooney allegedly cheated on his pregnant wife with a high-priced prostitute named Jenny Thompson, as illustrated by this Chinese CGI news clip. No clue who this dude is, but the grandmother sex scene made me think less of him.

 
 
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