1.
Get a diabolical money-shredding alarm clock.
2.
Make a pact with a set of co-workers: If you don't make it to work on time, you have to pay them each $1.
3.
Install an app that forces you to solve a math problem before it shuts off.
4.
Amplify your phone alarm by placing it in a glass.
5.
Bonus: Keep the alarm on the opposite side of the room.
6.
Set a song you absolutely loathe as your wake-up song.
7.
Drink a bunch of water before you go to bed so you'll have to pee in the morning.
8.
Get a Clocky, the alarm clock that runs away when you press snooze.
10.
Start reading your email once your alarm goes off.
11.
Resort to thinking of yourself as a dog.