• “I Am King” Perfume Set

    He’s not just selling perfume. He’s holding Nietzschian philosophical discourse about The Ego and Its Own, on HSN no less.

  • Ultra Fleece Robe

    It’s funny how sizes 2X and 3X only really exist on HSN and QVC.

  • Unforgiveable Gift Set (Comes with Watch!)

    Fucking profound.

  • Unforgiveable Ladies Set (with Bubble Bath)

    Nothing says luxury (or accidental poisoning) like bubble bath that comes in a champagne bottle.