MTV True Life: Skinny Jeans Destroyed My Privates

The true story of a young man who would go to any length to wear his skinny jeans, even if it means cutting off the blood circulation to his genitalia and going into septic shock.

Peggy Wang BuzzFeed Staff posted about 2 years ago

If only they had gotten Gideon Yago to narrate this, it would have been spot on.

MTV True Life I’m Obsessed with Skinny Jeans even though it took away my Privates

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LMAO!
This is bloody daft and funny at the same time.
Good job. = ]

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FALSE. You can't wear skinny jeans w/ boxer shorts… #justsayin

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love the gideon yago reference. so truuuuue.

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It doesn't look remotely real …and it ain't funny. So if you fell for it, you're pretty dumb.

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Yeah this is just too stupid to be real. Another jem from MTV.

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lol at people thinking this is real. Are you guys retarded?

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Naa, that's nothing, I wear skinny jeans. Probably more common in the UK indie scene. This vid shows what would be too far.

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This can not be real!!!

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Anyone guy who wears skinny jeans is a Nancy Poofter!

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“it's like having a vagina and that's soothing.” the fuck is wrong with this guy

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Not sure what I like more: That Peggy Wang posted a story about genital-destroying skinny jeans, or that she is the only person so far to comment on it.

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