1. A tank top with a Cheeto gradient.
Authentic Cheeto dust. $55.
3. Doritos Locos Tacos Holder (with Padlock)
The UTMOST in security for the UTMOST in crunchy. $55, key sold separately for $5.
5. Tie-Dyed ERMAHGERD T-Shirt with Bonus La Cie Hard Drive and Hair Extension
A mere $1000.
8. “Chair Bridge” for Two Chairs That Are Abnormally Close to One Another
9. CUSTOMIZABLE four letter word from Trader Joe’s melatonin spelled out and glued on an Open Source CACTUS (On Demand Production For Fun) Hand
Think of all the four letter words you can spell! $65.
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›