Is This The Best Etsy Store Ever?

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to own the works of a true artist. posted on

1. A tank top with a Cheeto gradient.

Authentic Cheeto dust. $55.

2. Hot Dog Pen Holder

$55

3. Doritos Locos Tacos Holder (with Padlock)

The UTMOST in security for the UTMOST in crunchy. $55, key sold separately for $5.

4. Locally-Grown Chicken Foot Gap Bag

You can reuse this. $75

5. Tie-Dyed ERMAHGERD T-Shirt with Bonus La Cie Hard Drive and Hair Extension

A mere $1000.

6. MgNugget Sculpture

$35

7. Wall-Mountable Baguette

$45

8. “Chair Bridge” for Two Chairs That Are Abnormally Close to One Another

$55

9. CUSTOMIZABLE four letter word from Trader Joe’s melatonin spelled out and glued on an Open Source CACTUS (On Demand Production For Fun) Hand

Think of all the four letter words you can spell! $65.

10. Danny Brown Wheatgrass Holder

Awesome dorm accessory. $65

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