36 Crazy Fashion Pieces You Can Actually Buy

Nevermind all the crazy runway looks you’ll never even see in person — this is the stuff you can realistically own.

The Good
This is the kooky stuff that is actually kind of awesome.

1. Hamburger Backpack

Anything hamburger-print or pizza-print is universally acceptable. $81.74 from Asos.

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2. Kitten Print BodyCon Dress

Who doesn’t want a huge adorable kitten on their torso? Out of stock now from Black Milk. Keep checking back.

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3. Batman BodyCon Dress

There’s something endearingly wacky about a dress that looks like it’s made out of a little boy’s pajamas. $102.18 from ASOS.

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4. Banana Print Dress

I might be willing to buy anything in this print. Does this come in a unitard? $99 from ModCloth.

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5. Vampire Bugs Bunny Dress with Floppy Ears

It’s creepy-cute. $43 from Coii.

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6. Rainbow Studded Bra

You could wear this around your bedroom and pretend you’re in a Katy Perry video. $95 from Etsy.

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7. Quilted Cat Dress

Am I the only one who thinks this would make an amazing avant-garde wedding dress? $575 from ShopFatal.

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8. “Freaks and Geeks” Character Bracelet

$12 from Etsy. I hope one of you gets the last one.

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9. Leather and Chain Harness Dress

I think you’re supposed to wear this over a slip or something, which actually looks really elegant. $3199 from Bliss Lau.

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10. Underwater Sea Creature Leggings

I imagine these leggings would have a calming effect. $26.99 from Romwe.

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11. Bat Dress

It’s all black and it has a hood, so it’s actually kind of practical, right? $84 from Etsy.

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The Bad
Love being mocked as you walk down the street? These are the items for you!

12. ’80s Style Denim Dress

Spend $990 to look like a tacky Texas mom. From Just Cavalli.

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13. China Flower Pedestal Shoe

Others might not even notice the shoes, but they’ll definitely notice when you fall down in them. $345 from ShopFatal.

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14. Long-Sleeve Nude Rhinestone Dress

You can pretend you’re Johnny Weir. Unfortunately, this dress is backordered until September. $800 from Patricia Field.

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15. Studded Bra

Pretty sure Rihanna owns this. $22 from KarmaLoop.

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16. Side Slit Leather Bow Shorts

For the girl who hates wearing underwear (and wants the world to know it). $159 from Pixie Market.

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17. Balloon Pants

The most unflattering pants in the world can now be yours! $193.20 by United Bamboo.

18. Rick Owens Ninja Skull Cap

You’ll have to pay $367.66 to be this stylishly stealthy.

19. Spiked Platform Shoes

The only redeeming quality about these shoes is that you could take one off and use it as a weapon at a moment’s notice. $190 from Karmaloop.

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20. Flag-Print Garter Leggings

The most patriotic stripper pants you’ve ever seen. $125.00 AUD from Black Milk.

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21. Olympics-Inspired Stripe Dress

Not sure how Olympics-obsessed you’d have to be to wear this nude mesh dress. $806 by Norma Kamali for Opening Ceremony.

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22. Hello Kitty Drop Crotch Pants

$50 from Etsy.

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23. Taxidermy Mouse Brooch

This is a REAL mouse. $78 from Etsy.

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24. “Crazy Lacy” Heels

The colors make my eyes hurt and the prospect of lacing these up makes my brain hurt. $315 from United Nude.

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25. Coca-Cola Clutch Purse

Be free advertising for one of the hugest corporations in the world! $34 from Patricia Field.

26. Pentagram Harness

Got an upcoming satan worshipping session? Get it for $290 from Zana Bayne.

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27. Reverse-Studded Knee Patch Leggings

You don’t want to look like you raided Taylor Momsen’s closet. $71.53 from ASOS.

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The Debatable

28. Map Print Wedges

It’s not a bad print, but this wedge shape just feels kind of dated. $152.99 from ModCloth.

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29. An Ice Cream Sandwich Print Dress

Flirtatiously adorable or utterly twee-tarded? $72 from Etsy.

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30. Steampunk Skirt

The verdict hinges on whether you can unhook the clasps to make a maxi skirt. $150 from UsTrendy.

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31. “Le Tigre” Dress

There’s something not right about a grown woman wearing an elementary school play costume, but it’s cute nontheless. $195 from ShopFatal.

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32. Gorilla Mouth Print Dress

This dress would be literally fierce with a tough-looking pair of boots, but the winning smile and straw fedora is throwing me off. $39.89 from Romwe.

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33. Platform Sandals with Retractable Wheels

Maybe these are actually really practical?? $165 from NastyGal.

34. Moss Covered Ankle Boots

Maybe you’re going for that “Vixen of the Forest” look. From Anastasia Radevich, $695 Canadian.

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35. Bear Sneakers/Oxfords

If you’ve ever wished they made toddler shoes for grown-ups, here’s your chance. £35.00 from Lazy Oaf.

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36. Fuzzy Teddy Bear Skirt

Questionable for ages 8+. $247.99 from ModCloth.

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