This dog wants to know where you’ve been all his life.
This seal hasn’t seen a fine piece of tail like you around these waters in quite some time.
This dog got all dressed up because she knew you’d be here tonight.
This squirrel wants to show you what he can do with that cherry stem.
This cat thinks it’s time to take it into the bedroom.
This turtle is laughing at ALL of your jokes.
This sloth’s #1 pickup line is: “If you were a tree, I’d be a treehugger.”
This frog is slowly devising an intricate plan of artful seduction.
This cat just noticed you at the bar. She wants to buy you a drink.
This hamster is a little overeager when you ask her what she’s doing tonight.
This cat just lowered the blinds so you two can have a little more privacy.
This cat thinks you’re the real woman he’s been waiting for.
This Shiba Inu is giving you a sneak peek of what you’re missing out on.
This bear is working her best asset: firm, shapely legs.
This cat is inviting you to do a body shot.
This penguin keeps eyeing you from across a crowded room, but all these other dumb penguins keep getting in the way.
This cat wants to know if you come to this part of the kitchen often.
This calf has been listening to too much Jodeci and now wants to “Freak You.”
This gentlemanly bird has brought you your favorite beer: Amstel Light.
This cat didn’t invite you over just to watch TV.
You stopped this pug in her tracks when you walked into the room.