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  • lybyankar   25 Inane Zooeyisms  about 6 months ago ×
  • kelseyb4 thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is Cute  about 7 months ago ×
  • I love her, hah.

    Cultureofrestraints
    8 months ago
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  • emilyonion thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is Cute  about 8 months ago ×
  • staysunnyshanghai thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is LOL, Fail & WTF  about 8 months ago ×
  • judyf2 thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is Geeky  about 8 months ago ×
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  • taylort3 thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is WTF  about 8 months ago ×
  • jenniferjf thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is Fail  about 8 months ago ×
  • Shifty thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is Fail & LOL  about 8 months ago ×
  • what's so retarded about 'happy birthday'?

    lazorface
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  • CatnipHill thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is WTF & LOL  about 8 months ago ×
  • Kris B.   25 Inane Zooeyisms and thinks it’s LOL, Fail & WTF  about 8 months ago ×
  • Vincenzo CAstro thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is LOL  about 8 months ago ×
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  • sadieo thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is WTF  about 8 months ago ×
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  • sdd thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is LOL  about 8 months ago ×
  • I dont see what's wrong with them.

    tammie900
    8 months ago
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  • Emily C. thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is WTF  about 8 months ago ×
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  • Molly J. thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is LOL  about 8 months ago ×
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  • Sounds like she's just throwing out conversation starters. I don't see a problem with that.

    El Bruce
    8 months ago
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  • Manic Molly thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is WTF  about 8 months ago ×
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  • rickg8   25 Inane Zooeyisms and thinks it’s LOL & Geeky  about 8 months ago ×
  • DERP.

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  • zooey backlash! [link]

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  • domito thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is Fail  about 8 months ago ×
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  • She's right about breakfast for dinner though…

    hrollo
    8 months ago
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  • eurosauce thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is WTF  about 8 months ago ×
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  • Most of her posts are questions relating to articles posted on a site that she co-created, Hello Giggles, and she doesn't write most of those ideas. And since when is telling people “happy birthday” dumb?

    hookem13
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  • dannonymous thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is Win & Cute  about 8 months ago ×
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  • Hey we're ready to go!

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  • Wait, I don't get it. They're just dumb questions. Not “-isms” to any degree.

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  • Dick H. thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is WTF, Cute & LOL  about 8 months ago ×
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  • todd   25 Inane Zooeyisms  about 8 months ago ×
  • Wow, I don't think she's stupid, maybe she's trying way too hard to be quirky.

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  • Russ M.   25 Inane Zooeyisms  about 8 months ago ×
  • All she'd have to do would be to trail off in mid-sentence and she's be a dead ringer for Ini Miney from Ace Attorney 2.  Well, that and dying her hair red, but you get my point. (Ini is the ultimate ditz.)

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    8 months ago
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  • Arica H. thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is WTF & LOL  about 8 months ago ×
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  • what an interesting human!

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    8 months ago
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  • annisahi thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is LOL & Cute  about 8 months ago ×
  • zooey deschanel is a glitch in the matrix

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  • Another one you didn't use.

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    8 months ago
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  • I don't understand what the problem is. Seriously, wtf?

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  • sam gonzo thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is LOL  about 8 months ago ×
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  • Jessica H. thinks 25 Inane Zooeyisms is LOL & Fail  about 8 months ago ×
  • She might be stupid, but she's definitely the most beautiful actress out there today.

    tiffanyjohnson83
    8 months ago
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  • she represents all the girls that think they're quirky and special and in reality they're just plain and trying to play that innocent game. fucking hate that fake ass shit.

    xianshaneh
    8 months ago
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  • Yeah… going out on a limb here and calling this.

    James S.
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  • Don't even kid me with trying to say she's just “quirky”. If this was some other girl on your Facebook, you'd block that shit. If you're going to excuse her because she's cute, well… eh, girls can get away with being stupid if they're pretty, right, JCPenney?

    Riff
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