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This Color Test Will Determine Your Go-To Sex Move

You’ve mastered the element of surprise. You prefer to show and not tell. Whether you’re going for a sprint or a marathon, your partner will nev-

The “Whoops, I’m Finished"

You are a damn scientist in the bedroom. You’ll test out every angle and position in the book to get your partner off. Variety is the spice of life! Keep experimenting you unpredictable animal you.

The Wild Card

3… 2… 1… Takeoff! You defy the laws of physics with your go-to move. Good or bad you and your partner will end up being dizzy.

The Helicopter

You like to try and sneak food into every activity you do in life, and the bedroom is no exception. Most people like to add strawberries, whipped cream, and various fruits into sex. But not you, you’ve got fully dressed hot dogs and takeout between the sheets.

The Edible Lover

What’s the deal with sexual intercourse? You will literally joke your partner into having an orgasm. There’s no such thing as a bad time to tell a joke.

The Seinfeld

You like to tell your partner that they’re a bum. You view sex as a sparring match and you make sure you’ve got all the vaseline in your corner. “Is that all ya got in ya champ?” is a phrase you regularly yell to keep up the motivation.

The Boxer

You always hope to get head at the coin toss. Smacking your partner on the ass and telling them “good game” is an after-sex ritual of yours. And you always dig deep in the 4th quarter. Now pour some gatorade on your partner’s back, you’re a star player indeed.

The Superbowl

Have you heard of motor boating?... Well this isn’t that. You’ll paddle your partners sides in the “act” with the hopes of making them climax. You know how to keep things wet.

The Paddleboat

You know all about knockin' the boots. Right before your partner is about to finish, you abruptly stop to find some oversized Timberlands. Then you proceed to drill a hole into the bedroom floor. Find a construction hat while you're at it.

The Boot Knocker

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This Color Test Will Determine Your Go-To Sex Move

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