5 Reasons Why Vegans Are The Most Obnoxious People On The Planet

Don’t those vegans realize that I need everyone to subscribe to my views on food to feel validated?

1. 1. They’re fantastic cooks and show boat their skills on social media

They do Ethiopian!?

Just because your “ice cream” is delicious doesn’t make it any less of a fraud!

Just rub it in my face why doncha…

5. 2. They’re healthier and love to be total jerks about it

BUT WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR PROTEIN, YOU LOG LIFT WORLD RECORD HOLDING VEGAN FREAK!

What does the American Diabetes Association know about diabetes anyway?

Pfft, research, whateverrrr

8. 3. They care about things besides themselves with the utmost conceit

Those tears are not a sign of sadness, it’s their attempt to marinate themselves

Can’t you think of someone besides other sentient beings?? Think of yourself for once!

Quit playing with your food and just eat it!

11. 4. They’re saving the planet, those butt-faces

Conserving resources is un-American!
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All you narcissists care about is other people!
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Uhg, why do you even care about biodiversity you self-centered loser!
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14. 5. They stick to their ethical convictions like the close-minded bigots that they are

NOTHING will change their minds. They hide behind science and morality to justify their obnoxiousness!

And all they do is play dress up all day!

WHILE INDOCTRINATING PEOPLE!

17. In short, vegans are lazy..

21. ..unhappy people.

22. Do. Not. Trust. Them.

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