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Even Paris' Vag Craves Attention
On any other human being -- that skank you banged the other night after getting sauced on Jager Bombs included -- this would be somewhat titillating, but on this walking piece of butt lint it just makes me feel bad for whatever poor bastard was standing behind that camera lens.
