Paul Benvin
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Rumor Willis' Fat Ass In Tights
As busted as this broad's face is I have to say that her ass stuffed into those tights has my ding-dong going all action-adventure while shouting "Yippee Ki-Yay Motherfucker!"
Lindsey Vonn ESPN Basic Instinct Shoot
Lindsey Vonn takes Sharon Stone's iconic role in Basic Instinct, wraps it in a dynamite coat, blows it the fuck up and then stomps all over the resulting carnage. Follow link for behind-the-scenes video.
Julie Bowen Breastfeeding Her Twins
I'm torn between being jealous and thinking this is borderline inappropriate. Is nothing private anymore?
Just In Time For X-Mas: Drunken Santa
Here we are once again, when the kids are even more obnoxious and your alcoholic parents make even bigger assholes of themselves. Thanks Budweiser!
Wigger Gets Down In Apple Store
My favorite part? It's at the 4:00 mark when the spawn of Shrek walks up and simply stares at Tweeky McTweekerson as if to say "Dude, my sense of humor is as underdeveloped as your brain, and even I don't find this shit funny."
Miguel Torres' Forehead Vagina
This little bit of nastiness happened on Saturday night at WEC 47 when Joseph Benavidez opened up a geyser on Miguel Torres' forehead before ending his night with a guillotine choke. Nice eh? Follow link for the stitched up aftermath.
Kate Gosselin All Kinds of Cleavy
She's annoying as hell and one of the biggest attention whores to ever invade our living rooms, but I have to admit that if she didn't open her mouth I'd probably give her number 9. Follow link for more images.
Another Slutty Lindsay Lohan Photo Shoot
I think the reason this girl is forced to deflect so much flak is because she's slutty, dirty and not afraid to openly explore her sexuality. Rock and roll babe.
Silly Broad Fires a Hand Cannon
What exactly was dude supposed to be doing behind her? I mean come on, what did he think she was firing? A fucking rocket?
Kim Kardashian's Rack Sells Perfume
Nothing sells stinkem quite like a set of bloated milk bags.
The Hottest Women of the Vancouver Games
If you're like me then the 2010 Olympics weren't exactly "must see" TV. What with the snore-inducing likes of curling, Nordic combined and figure skating it's a wonder we weren't seeing reports of mob violence taking place in Vancouver.
Scumbag "Mother" Caught On CCTV Slamming 10-Month-Old On Ground
Most of the time I'm wont to let the courts sort through their business but I don't think I'm alone in saying the legal process should be thrown out the window in this case and we should all take a few hours off of being calm and rational in order to pick up a rock or five and take aim at her maladjusted head.
Even Paris' Vag Craves Attention
On any other human being -- that skank you banged the other night after getting sauced on Jager Bombs included -- this would be somewhat titillating, but on this walking piece of butt lint it just makes me feel bad for whatever poor bastard was standing behind that camera lens.
Sienna Miller Topless
It might not be the best rack in the world, but anything is better than that Donatella Versace mess.
Oh Stop; You Know It's Only Six
Dick talk on live television is typically frowned upon. This guy doesn't care.
Google, We Have a Problem
In other news murder is an appropriate form of self-expression, pedophilia is misunderstood and your alcoholic father "just drinks socially."
Lady Gaga's Twig-N-Berries
Is that a microphone in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
Half a Brain Leads To Less of the Same
When I woke up this morning I had this overwhelming sense of something not quite right. That ever happen to you? I didn't want to get out of bed for fear of what I might find, but after some deep soul searching and a post-REM fart -- think of the reminder you get when your cell phone battery is dying and you have it on vibrate and you'll get a pretty good idea -- I swung my legs onto the floor and made my way into the kitchen. . . Continued following link.
Eye of the Tiger, Brain of the Underdeveloped
When I clicked play on this video I figured it was simply going to be another offering in the long line of talentless, helmet-wearing goofballs attempting to secure their fifteen minutes of fame by scamming their mother's video phone and performing some sort of half-assed shenanigans. Well cup my nads and call me your father, because that's not what happened at all!
Eye Candy: Mariah Carey's Golden Globes
How a douche bag the likes of Toothy McChiclets scored a piece of ass like this is beyond me. Maybe he's a good cook.