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    Half a Brain Leads To Less of the Same

    When I woke up this morning I had this overwhelming sense of something not quite right. That ever happen to you? I didn't want to get out of bed for fear of what I might find, but after some deep soul searching and a post-REM fart -- think of the reminder you get when your cell phone battery is dying and you have it on vibrate and you'll get a pretty good idea -- I swung my legs onto the floor and made my way into the kitchen. . . Continued following link.