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    Boston Sports Bar To Sell Season Passes

    Red Sox color commentator Jerry Remy is opening a new sports bar in the area of, and designed to look like, Fenway Park. So confident is he in the appeal of the bar, that he is selling $500 Season Passes to customers, guaranteeing them a reserved seat for every home(or away, but not both) game, a $25 food credit for every game, and an autographed photo of himself at their table. Also available are packages for Celtics($250) and Patriot($350) games.