For Sunday Funday....
1. The Zombie (The Walking Dead)
1/2 oz Bacardi 151 rum
1 oz pineapple juice
1 oz orange juice
1/2 oz apricot brandy
1 tsp sugar
2 oz light rum
1 oz dark rum
1 oz lime juice
Pro tip: Drink every time Daryl's a BAMF.
2. Revengerita (Revenge)
1 1/2 oz "Sweet Revenge" liquor
1/2 oz triple sec
1 oz fresh lime juice
Lime wedge for garnish
Pro tip: Drink every time Victoria spies on Emily from anywhere in her house.
3. The Prince Charming (Once Upon a Time)
1 oz vodka
4 oz cranberry juice
1 oz pineapple juice
Garnish with a pineapple spear
Pro tip: Drink every time they talk about the power of love to avoid thinking about how alone you are.
For Trying to Forget It's Only Monday...
4. The Sleepy Hollow (Sleepy Hollow)
1/2 cup fresh mint leaves
3/4 oz freshly squeezed lemon juice
1/2 oz Simple Syrup
2-1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz apricot liqueur
Pro tip: Drink every time Ichabod's confused by the 21st century. Continue until the 21st century confuses you too.
5. Castle Dip Cocktail (Castle)
1/2 oz apple brandy
1/2 oz Crème de menthe (white)
3 dash absinthe
Pro tip: Drink every time Beckett rolls her eyes.
6. The Dirty Mother (How I Met Your Mother)
1 shot tequila
1 shot kahlua
1 shot cream
Pro tip: Down somebody else's drink if the slap bet is mentioned.
For Getting Tanked on Tuesday...
7. The Agent Coulson (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.)
1 part clear lemonade
1 part Contreiu
1 part triple sec
1 part white rum
1 part gin
1 part vodka
Pro tip: Drink any time The Avengers are mentioned.
8. A Black Russian (New Girl)
1 1/2 oz vodka
3/4 oz Kahlua
Pro tip: Drink whenever Jess does something quirky.
9. The Fallen Angel (Supernatural)
1 dash Angostura bitters
2 dashes creme de menthe
1 lemon or lime (juice of) (1/2 oz)
3/4 dry gin
Pro tip: Drink whenever Cas looks confused. Try to contain all your feelings.
For Wasted Wednesdays...
10. The Witch Doctor (American Horror Story: Coven)
2 splashes Hpnotiq
1 splash Jägermeister
1 shot Liqueur, melon
1 shot Rum, coconut
Fill with Pineapple Juice
1 Cherry
Pro tip: Drink whenever there's a flashback.
11. The Green Arrow (Arrow)
1 part Blue Curaçao
1/2 oz ice (crushed)
1 oz. lemon juice
1/2 oz lime juice
1 part gold tequila
Protip: Drink every time there's a shirtless training sequence.
For Thirsty Thursday...
12. The Absolut Glee (Glee)
1 1/2 oz Absolut Mandarin vodka
2 oz cranberry juice
1/2 oz lime juice
1 slice of lime
Pro tip: Drink whenever Rachel sings a solo. Or just drink until you're belting along to everything.
13. Vampire Kiss Martini (The Vampire Diaries)
1 oz Vodka
½ oz Chambord (raspberry liqueur)
3 oz cranberry juice
A splash of lime juice
Pro tip: Drink when either of the Salvatores are shirtless. Resist the urge to lick your tv screen.
14. The Elementary Martini (Elementary)
2 oz gin
1 bottle Dry Vermouth
1 olive
Pro tip: Drink whenever Joan outsmarts/outsasses Sherlock.
For Slurring "TGIF" on Friday...
15. The New Fashioned (America's Next Top Model)
1 oz Crown Royal Reserve
1/2 oz amaretto
1/4 oz simple syrup
3 dashes of bitters
1 orange peel
Pro tip: Drink any time anyone says the word "fierce" or, conversely, any time Tyra just IS fierce. Remember that your coffee table is not a runway.
16. Grimm Spesiale Cocktail (Grimm)
1 shot peach schnapps
1 shot apricot brandy
1 shot triple sec
Drizzle vodka
2 parts apple juice
2 parts cranberry juice
Pro tip: Drink whenever the CGI gets too unbearably silly.
And for playing Netflix catch-up on Saturday...
17. The Prison Bitch (Orange is the New Black)
1 oz amaretto
2 oz cranberry juice
2 oz orange juice
1 oz triple sec
1 oz vodka
Pro tip: Drink every time Piper feels sorry for herself.
18. Breaking Bad Cocktail (Breaking Bad)
2 oz tequila
3/4 oz lemon juice
1/4 oz simple syrup
Pro tip: Drink any time Jesse says "yo" or "bitch."
Go forth, my friends. Enjoy.
