Get Drunk Every Day Of The Week With These Fall TV-Themed Cocktails

Because drinking’s more acceptable when it’s themed.

For Sunday Funday….

1. The Zombie (The Walking Dead)

 

1/2 oz Bacardi 151 rum
1 oz pineapple juice
1 oz orange juice
1/2 oz apricot brandy
1 tsp sugar
2 oz light rum
1 oz dark rum
1 oz lime juice

Pro tip: Drink every time Daryl’s a BAMF.

Learn how to make it here.

2. Revengerita (Revenge)

 

1 1/2 oz “Sweet Revenge” liquor
1/2 oz triple sec
1 oz fresh lime juice
Lime wedge for garnish

Pro tip: Drink every time Victoria spies on Emily from anywhere in her house.

Learn how to make it here.

3. The Prince Charming (Once Upon a Time)

 

1 oz vodka
4 oz cranberry juice
1 oz pineapple juice
Garnish with a pineapple spear

Pro tip: Drink every time they talk about the power of love to avoid thinking about how alone you are.

Learn how to make it here.

For Trying to Forget It’s Only Monday…

4. The Sleepy Hollow (Sleepy Hollow)

 

1/2 cup fresh mint leaves
3/4 oz freshly squeezed lemon juice
1/2 oz Simple Syrup
2-1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz apricot liqueur

Pro tip: Drink every time Ichabod’s confused by the 21st century. Continue until the 21st century confuses you too.

Learn how to make it here.

5. Castle Dip Cocktail (Castle)

 

1/2 oz apple brandy
1/2 oz Crème de menthe (white)
3 dash absinthe

Pro tip: Drink every time Beckett rolls her eyes.

Learn how to make it here.

6. The Dirty Mother (How I Met Your Mother)

 

1 shot tequila
1 shot kahlua
1 shot cream

Pro tip: Down somebody else’s drink if the slap bet is mentioned.

Learn how to make it here.

For Getting Tanked on Tuesday…

7. The Agent Coulson (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.)

 

1 part clear lemonade
1 part Contreiu
1 part triple sec
1 part white rum
1 part gin
1 part vodka

Pro tip: Drink any time The Avengers are mentioned.

Learn how to make it here.

8. A Black Russian (New Girl)

 

1 1/2 oz vodka
3/4 oz Kahlua

Pro tip: Drink whenever Jess does something quirky.

Learn how to make it here.

9. The Fallen Angel (Supernatural)

 

1 dash Angostura bitters
2 dashes creme de menthe
1 lemon or lime (juice of) (1/2 oz)
3/4 dry gin

Pro tip: Drink whenever Cas looks confused. Try to contain all your feelings.

Learn how to make it here.

For Wasted Wednesdays…

10. The Witch Doctor (American Horror Story: Coven)

 

2 splashes Hpnotiq
1 splash Jägermeister
1 shot Liqueur, melon
1 shot Rum, coconut
Fill with Pineapple Juice
1 Cherry

Pro tip: Drink whenever there’s a flashback.

Learn how to make it here.

11. The Green Arrow (Arrow)

 

1 part Blue Curaçao
1/2 oz ice (crushed)
1 oz. lemon juice
1/2 oz lime juice
1 part gold tequila

Protip: Drink every time there’s a shirtless training sequence.

Learn how to make it here.

For Thirsty Thursday…

12. The Absolut Glee (Glee)

 

1 1/2 oz Absolut Mandarin vodka
2 oz cranberry juice
1/2 oz lime juice
1 slice of lime

Pro tip: Drink whenever Rachel sings a solo. Or just drink until you’re belting along to everything.

Learn how to make it here.

13. Vampire Kiss Martini (The Vampire Diaries)

 

1 oz Vodka
½ oz Chambord (raspberry liqueur)
3 oz cranberry juice
A splash of lime juice

Pro tip: Drink when either of the Salvatores are shirtless. Resist the urge to lick your tv screen.

Learn how to make it here.

14. The Elementary Martini (Elementary)

 

2 oz gin
1 bottle Dry Vermouth
1 olive

Pro tip: Drink whenever Joan outsmarts/outsasses Sherlock.

Learn how to make it here.

For Slurring “TGIF” on Friday…

15. The New Fashioned (America’s Next Top Model)

 

1 oz Crown Royal Reserve
1/2 oz amaretto
1/4 oz simple syrup
3 dashes of bitters
1 orange peel

Pro tip: Drink any time anyone says the word “fierce” or, conversely, any time Tyra just IS fierce. Remember that your coffee table is not a runway.

Learn how to make it here.

16. Grimm Spesiale Cocktail (Grimm)

 

1 shot peach schnapps
1 shot apricot brandy
1 shot triple sec
Drizzle vodka
2 parts apple juice
2 parts cranberry juice

Pro tip: Drink whenever the CGI gets too unbearably silly.

Learn how to make it here.

And for playing Netflix catch-up on Saturday…

17. The Prison Bitch (Orange is the New Black)

 

1 oz amaretto
2 oz cranberry juice
2 oz orange juice
1 oz triple sec
1 oz vodka

Pro tip: Drink every time Piper feels sorry for herself.

Learn how to make it here.

18. Breaking Bad Cocktail (Breaking Bad)

 

2 oz tequila
3/4 oz lemon juice
1/4 oz simple syrup

Pro tip: Drink any time Jesse says “yo” or “bitch.”

Learn how to make it here.

Go forth, my friends. Enjoy.

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