1. "Mastermind" – The Two Ronnies
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BARKER: "And so to our first contender. Your name please?"
CORBETT: "Good evening."
BARKER: "Your chosen subject last time was answering questions before they were asked, this time you have chosen to answer the question before last each time, is that correct?"
CORBETT: "Charlie Smithers."
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Best Ronnie Corbett joke? "A cement mixer collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to be on the look-out for 16 hardened criminals."
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Joke by the late Ronnie Corbett: A car designer has crossed a Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame.
4. "My Blackberry isn't working" – featuring Harry Enfield.
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CORBETT: "I bought something from you last week and I'm very disappointed."
ENFIELD: "Oh yeah, what's the problem?"
CORBETT: "My blackberry is not working." [he puts blackberry on the counter]
ENFIELD: "What's the matter, run out of juice?"
CORBETT: "No no it's completely frozen."
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Best Ronnie Corbett joke: Police are hunting a gang who stole the toilet seats from the local nick, but for now they've got nothing to go on
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My favourite Corbett joke: "We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet" #ronniecorbett
7. The parrot joke.
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Another classic #RonnieCorbett joke, following the sad news that the comedian has died https://t.co/kIDckshygH
10. And the classic, "Fork Handles" – The Two Ronnies.
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CORBETT: Four Candles?
BARKER: Four Candles.
(Ronnie Corbett makes for a box, and gets out four candles. He places them on the counter)
BARKER: No, four candles!
CORBETT (confused): Well there you are, four candles!
BARKER: No, fork 'andles! 'Andles for forks!