Patrick G.
 
If you have it, you don't need it. If you need it, you don't have it. If you have it, you need more of it. If you have more of it, you don't need less of it. You need it to get it, and you certainly need it to get more of it, but if you don't have...
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  • A True Hero

    The one protester that knows his priorities.

    A True Hero
  • TRUTH

    It’s so true and lulzworthy. It’s just depressing the shitfits America is having.

    TRUTH
  • This Man Has a Heart of Steel

    MY THREADS ARE DOING IRON MAN NUMBERS. I don’t know what’s worse, the insane chick or the heartless bastard breaking up with her.

  • Facebook Hits the Fan (NSFW)

    It’s pretty loud too, so headphones up.

  • I Gotta Get Some Shaving Cream

    Some more amazing public access television. There’s a hunt for the original creator of this programming, as of yet nobody knows who this secret genius is.

  • Dear Iris: A Letter From Cindy

    I’m pretty sure my cats do this when I leave, but I’m sure the felines don’t understand how postage works.

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