1. Have you seen the Denny's New Zealand Facebook page?
2. If not - you probably should.
3. Their social media team are ON. POINT.
4. They're all about healthy eating!
5. They just want you to look your best!
6. And they know what your best looks like.
7. They also know exactly what you want.
8. They're just here to support you.
9. Denny's just wants you to live your best life!
Disclaimer: This image in no way represents a 'kiwi Christmas' and should therefore not be held responsible for any cultural misconceptions.
10. Did we mention that they are all about education?
11. They're passionate about youth, as they are the future!
12. In fact, they're pretty sure you can start a family with Denny's!
13. They know that true love comes with a side of curly fries.
14. But love is never easy.
15. They believe you should fight for what you want.
16. Sometimes they can be a bit weird...
Are they trying to tell us there's baby in the soup?
17. But we forgive them, because their photoshop skills are next level.
18. You could never achiever this on MS Paint!
19. Who else would advertise their specials via screenshot?
We hope they had a charger nearby...