1.
"No, I don't know Lorde."
2.
"This place is so big."
3.
"Wow, the public transport system is on time!"
4.
"It's so hot, I think I'm melting."
5.
"No, seriously, it's only 8a.m., why is it so warm?"
6.
"It's midnight and it's still warmer than Auckland is at midday... What is going on?"
7.
"The rain is supposed to make everything colder, but it's just made it warmer and wet."
8.
"Why are you not all sweating?"
9.
"Why is the money so fucking confusing here?"
10.
"I've probably given way too much money to people because of these fucked up dollar coins."
11.
"This fifty cent coin is a dodecahedron."
12.
"You think my accent is bad... OK."
13.
"I said cent, not 'sint'."
14.
"No one told me that Australians don't speak English."
15.
"Duvet is the proper word. What does 'doona' even mean?"
16.
"I'm not sure how I feel about the casual use of 'cunt' as a word here."
17.
"What the fuck is goon?"
18.
"Wait, so you appreciate cask wine?"
19.
"Where is the scrumpy?"
21.
"There is so much choice in everything here."
22.
"I've been here for an hour and haven't been eaten by a snake yet!"
23.
"Two hours and I haven't been bitten by a deadly spider!"
24.
"HOLY FUCK THAT SPIDER IS FUCKING HUGE!"
25.
"What do you mean you don't kill that massive spider if you see it?"
26.
"This place is beyond fucked."
27.
"Time to go home now."
