The Antaeus Theatre Company brings classical theatre to life in modern Los Angeles.
But they're running out of elbow room in their current location, so they've started a Kickstarter campaign to get more space.
They're trying to get folks to give with the #ShakespeareInsultChallenge. It's simple, really. Give to the Kickstarter, or Antaeus' classically-trained actors will insult you with big words, just like so:
Patrick Stewart has some beef with you.
Jonathan Frakes doesn't have time for your BS.
Please donate to @AntaeusTheatre https://t.co/nwXA9gZOlt & you'll be #1 (sorry...)
Brent Spiner's calling you on your manhood, yo!
When Data the android is saying you ain't a man, you know things are bad.
We're pretty sure Deanna Troi/Marina Sirtis is calling you a butt sniffer here.
Linda Park from Star Trek: Enterprise is no fan of your kicks.
It's not just Star Trek people. Fred Willard stopped by to make his feelings about you known.
Also, He-Man? With a selfie stick? Anyway, he doesn't care for you.
You know you don't have to take this abuse, right? Check out Anateus' Kickstarter campaign to make it stop.
