Patience S.

I am super cool. People like me. Some don't, but that's cause they are silly, stupid, jealous, or they have crossed me. It's ok, I'm totally cereal. I'm not some psycho ego tripper or anything, but I am seriously a nice person. Anyone who disagrees, I offer my apologies for whatever I may have legitimately done, and yes, sometimes I am conceited, but I don't think it's without merit, and if it bothers you thatttt badly, you might want to look in the mirror and figure out why. You don't 'get' offended, you 'become' offended. It's a choice to get angry or sad or whatever. If I walk up to a blonde and a brunette and say "I hate blondes" (not a true statement), do you think the brunette will be offended? Right, cause the blonde takes it personally. TAKES it. This is ALWAYS the case. You can let it roll off or you can let it scar. It's all you. I try to take care in the way I speak to people as not to deliberately offend. I sometimes, well, who are we kidding, I almost always give it to you straight, but it's always in the degree that I feel is needed to do some good in your psyche. My goal is to change and improve the world, all the people in it, including myself. I am also aware that this makes me feel like I am cool and some of it is self-motivated, but still, wouldn't it be great if it worked? And if you don't like it, eff off. I don't have time for the stress. I have 5 kids. I'm married.

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