If someone with this plate cut you off, would you be mad?
If someone pays money to snark you, who’s the real loser?
So many vanity plates exist purely to speak to the cars behind them. That said, I highly doubt a Honda in Missouri has that many haters.
You might think this is the best license plate. Don’t we all want an epic win? (Even if it’s in a Taurus?)
And I really hope this is meant to be ‘wining’ and not ‘winning’ minus an n. Wining I can get behind.
Of course, you can get a little too enthusiastic about anything. We must always remember, um, where we are, yes?
In case the car alone wasn’t enough to make you hate this person…
Again, we have to ask ourselves, what is actually worth that 50 bucks?
You know, if you have to say it that much, it might not be true.
On the other hand, some people are delightfully self-aware.
Sometimes, these plates have a poignant point about the current state of affairs.
Did you know North Dakota tried to take those plates away before the ACLU stepped in?
And then there are those references that will never get old.
Which is why this license plate is basically the best thing I’ve ever seen.
You see, eating kids is a popular (and funny) joke in mommy circles because it’s not going to happen. Slapping and beating kids? Not so much.
Some cars remark on their piece of the societal puzzle.
Wicked smahht, actually. Go Boston. Go right to Dunkin’ Donuts.
Some make you question the driver’s choices. Perhaps a bigger car, then, right?
Guessing the divorce isn’t going so well…
Sometimes you have to be really creative. (Especially if you have the burning desire to have the back of your car say vagina.)
The DMV won’t let certain words through their screening process. But if ‘asshole’ is that important to you, by all means, flip that number plate upside down.
The lengths some people will go to for a dirty joke is amazing.
I prefer the clean jokes, myself. (Showing my age, I guess, but can pirates ever fail?)
Some simply serve as warnings.
He’s probably just going to the hospital. For brrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnns.
The only thing scarier than a zombie driving a car is a brony driving a car.
Man, Virginia is just on top of this license plate thing, huh?
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