1. Space Travel
It’s a well known fact that pandas travelled to earth 178 years ago when their planet was nearing distruction. Pandas still love to leave their new home planet to go on vacation in other solar systems.
Pandas love to hug but do you know what a panda loves more? Watching dudes hug each other.
3. 1980s video Games
Pandas have this strange obsession with 1980s platform games. While they’ve been known to play a little sonic the hedgehog their alltime favourite is Mario.
4. Arsenio Hall
There is a movement in many of the panda communities to have Fox bring back Arsenio Hall to late night television. Pandas love this guy, I don’t know why… it’s wacky.
5. Yellow Taxi Cabs
Have you ever seen a dog in a car and how excited they get? Well when a panda sees a bright yellow taxi it’s very similar only it’s way more fucking scary because a panda weighs like 300 thousand fucking pounds and they bark fire! Many pandas also have a personal collection of Matchbox taxicabs.