Just Laid Off? You Have 24 Hours To Do These 9 Things.

Layoffs suck. But let's face it, this cloud definitely has some (drunk and inappropriate) silver linings.

1. Swearing.

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During layoffs, swearing isn't just accepted, it's expected. The ratio of fucks to actual words is entirely dependent on the amount of time that you've been with the company. Say it LOUD and proud, DAMNIT.

2. Dramatic Sighing.

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Loud, dramatic sighing is just as important as swearing when your boss brings you into a private room to chat. Added bonus? It can act as deep breathing meditation so that you don't have a f*cking panic attack about the fact that you JUST BOUGHT A HOUSE AND OH BYE INCOME.

3. 50 Shades of Wine

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Because when your position is eliminated before you've even had the chance to eat breakfast, wine is really the only real food choice.

4. Leave Work Early With No Real Explanation.

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How important is your contribution to that VACANT SOUL SUCKING COMPANY anyway? HUH?

5. Spend the Entire 2 Hours That You're Actually In the Office Looking at Sloths.

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(as if you didn't do that all day anyway)

6. Liquid Lunch.

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Being sober just isn't appropriate when you're questioning your worth as a person.

7. Melodramatic Social Media Posts.

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Pity party, table of 1 please. Soak it up now because sympathy is limited. NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU AGAIN SOON.

8. Dr. Phil

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This man is terrifying but when you're waiting for your Chinese food and wine delivery, he can be surprisingly inspirational but STOP JUDGING ME DR. PHIL.

9. More Wine.

On this day, wine is the only food group that you know. If your blood isn't 90% wine by now, get your shit together. Because soon...you'll need to get your shit together.