It starts the moment you see her....
it's like she's moving slow motion.
You see her walk up to her equally as cool & beautiful friends....
So after weeks of stalking her on campus....
you finally meet at a party.
So, she starts to dirty rush the shit out of you.
And whenever she secretly sends you a Facebook message, you're like....
But for a few weeks you can only acknowledged each other in public from a far.
A few weeks go by, and its recruitment signup. One of your BFFs says she isn't rushing...
Your group of friends is like...
So of course you have to convince her.
Finally, it's the first night of rush. You spend hours trying on every item of clothing in your closet...
until you decide on the perfect outfit.
But when you enter the first house, you're really nervous.
You quickly forget because the girls are matching, and singing, and dancing.
and don't forget clapping.... A LOT.
and while you'd usually be like....
You just want to get up there and DANCE
So for the next hour they tell you how great Greek life is
and how their sorority is hands-down the best
and even though you're 95% positive the sister you've been talking to is on uppers...
so you listen to one or two sob stories about how joining changed their life
and they perform a choreographed rap substituting their sorority name in every line.
Until, finally, the first night of rush is over.
The next morning you find out you've been asked back to your favorite house
and your besties did too!!!
that night you kill it as well....
but then you start thinking that you might not get a bid
You can't sleep. What if those bitches don't pick you?
FINALLY 8am rolls around and the freshmen girl population sprints to bid day
You wait, and wait and they still haven't called your name.
then finally, you're name is called and they hand you your bid card.
but then you're like, OMG, did my besties get in too?!
and PHEW! They did... obvi.
So of course you call your mom to tell her the news.
Then you realize that pyscho bitch from your hall got a bid too....
but 5 minutes later you're like...
Within 3 days you have your sorority squat down on lock.
You say you joined because you believe in the philanthropy.
and to get more involved with intramural sports
But everyone knows the real reason you joined...
It's been only two weeks and your friends from home said you've changed.
They are really concerned about pledging because they've watched it in movies.....
but in reality the first few weeks are more like this...
That is until the sorority flips the switch.
The executive board starts spitting out all of the ridiculous rules...
Business attire on Friday's
Oh and if you break any of these rules you get fined....
but of course, these rules are all justifiable...
Finally is time for BS/LS selection... you know exactly who you want.
It just makes total sense.
You already have SO much fun together...
it's like you're already BS/LS
but then you notice some other pledge trying to move in on her...when she CLEARLY knows you called dibs
And while you want to do this...
you play the nice bitch card all week.
Then you hear rumors that your future big picked this other girl over you...
But she was just fucking with you! Of course she picked you!
and then later that night when you see that other pledge you're like...
Finally, after weeks of pledging, it's initiation night
it doesn't even bother you that this ritual is pretty cult-like
you just can't believe you're finally a sister!
You get your letters and start walking around campus like you're hot shit...
You'll look back senior year and laugh because you were NOT
The next day, the announce the first mixer of the semester and you're like...
They're all like no underage drinking but you're just like.....
You immedietly have to go the mall/Hobby Lobby to pick out costumes.
You are going to be the hottest bitches there!
but those were too much effort so you go with the most cliche costume imaginable
When you arrive everyone's still kinda of sober and it's a little awkward
But then, a brother offers you a drink.
And then that frat bro who gave you a drink is starting to look good....
You without question mutter this line....
At 9am you hear your phone ring. The president has called an emergency chapter meeting.
because your president is fucking Satan in a Lilly dress.
when you get to chapter, your an executive board member is like...
Everyone is so hungover, they can't remember the words to the creed and the president is like....
Immedietly, she starts yelling at the chapter for being sloppy at the mixer.
even though we all know what she was doing last night....
She then proceeds to single out your pledge class for being out of control
and that your class has a attitude problem...
Then some girl not exec starts trying to reprimand the chapter and you're all like....
So your alumni adviser stands up and says how "disappointed" she is in the chapter and you're just like...
She tells you to remember the "real" the vows you took during inititation
and requires everyone to take a 4 hour alcohol edu class.
oh and going to frat parties is now banned.
Obviously no one listens.
so the next chapter exec threatens to cancel formal
and after all that bullshit- of COURSE they let you have a formal.
So you invite that frat bro you've been eyeing and he accepts!
You spend all day getting ready....
You imagine you and your date dancing and drinking the night away...
but, of course, he is out of control
So naturally you have get on the same level
but you take it a step too far...
The next morning you realize you're going to be brought up on judicial and you're like...
and like clockwork, that bitch thats not even on executive brings you up.
So you put on your charm and deny everything. And of course...
So now the girl who brought you up looks like a total brat
and you're just like.....
Sometimes you think about dropping....
because at the end of the day.....
The good times definitely outweigh the bad
You found your best friends for life.