1.
When you can't be bothered to use your laptop on your actual lap:
2.
When you make the mistake of getting into bed too soon:
3.
When making food involves, well, "making":
4.
When you forget that you actually have a closet:
5.
When the cons of exercise outweigh its pros:
6.
When you'd rather break your arm than make two trips:
7.
When you move onto a new device instead of plugging the dead one in:
8.
When you're forced to watch one channel because the remote is a galaxy away:
9.
When you spend more time in a towel than you do actual clothes:
10.
When shaving just one leg is achievement enough:
11.
When you trust an app more than you do your actual eyes:
12.
When you need something from a person in the next room:
13.
When you have an internal struggle between your boredom and your laziness:
14.
When being woken up is truly insulting to you:
15.
When Netflix concerns itself over your well-being:
16.
When you become borderline innovative:
17.
When you can't be bothered to remove your makeup:
18.
And finally, when your laziness becomes deadly:
