1.
When you want to go to a gay bar for once but your friends insist on going to the same ol' bar.
2.
When they try to set you up with the one other gay person they barely know.
3.
When they try to get you to classify them using your "gay lingo."
4.
When your friends begin introducing you as their "gay friend."
5.
When your friends continually ask you whether or not someone else is gay.
6.
When your friends organize a "girls' night out" and invite you.
7.
When your friends complain about how there are no available straight men for them.
8.
When your friends can't seem to understand that no one is the designated "woman" in your relationship.
9.
When your friends act like Grindr is downright creepy but then act like Tinder is any different.
10.
When your friends won't stop asking you questions about how gay sex works.
11.
When they constantly expect you to be in the know about every pop star from the past five decades.
12.
When your male friends constantly say "no homo" around you to reinforce their masculinity.
13.
When your friends assume you care about anything and everything that has the word "gay" in it.
14.
When your friends expect you to know the ins and outs of the fashion world.
15.
When your friends decide that "bitch" or "girl" is somehow a nickname you volunteered for.
16.
When your girl friends are weirdly comfortable being naked around you.
17.
When your friends try to relate to you by calling themselves a "gay man trapped in a straight person's body."
But when it comes down to it, you're still grateful to have an incredibly supportive group of friends.
