1.
When she insulted herself while insulting you:
2.
When you injured yourself:
3.
When every electronic went by only one name:
4.
When you were acting real stupid:
5.
When you felt the incessant need to bug your mom during her novela:
6.
When you were forced to greet every family member, even if you had no idea who they were:
7.
When you never knew wanted to find out what came after three:
8.
Or what happened when you got home:
9.
When she made sure your plate was always full:
10.
When she let you know that your freedom is limited:
11.
When you accidentally said you were bored:
12.
When you learned how to calm your attitude real quick:
13.
When she reminded you just how much luckier you are than she ever was:
14.
When she let you know that the consequences for misbehaving outweighed the benefits:
15.
And finally, when she kept you grounded the best way she could:
