1.
When you pick a fun username...
... But should go with one that accurately represents you.
2.
When you upload cute candid pics of yourself...
... But they're carefully curated to make you seem sporty, adventurous, and hot at the same time...
3.
When you want it to seem like your life has purpose...
... But you're actually totally aimless and confused.
4.
When you try to talk up your talents...
... But you're actually not that accomplished.
5.
When you wish people noticed your face...
... But they're always focused on this instead.
6.
When you want people to think you're well-read...
... But you actually have't read since you were assigned summer reading in high school.
7.
When you think your musical tastes are diverse...
... But it doesn't go beyond what you hear on the radio.
8.
When you want to sound logical...
... But you're too lazy to think of something ~fun~.
9.
When you try to sound introspective...
... But your reality is a lot less deep.
10.
When you want to sound open to any potential suitors...
... But you have a really specific demographic in mind.
11.
When you want people to think you won't give it up that easy...
... But you're sooo thristy.
12.
When you just want to get to know someone...
... But your true intentions are much more X-rated.
13.
When you want to appear like you have a social life...
... But your only friends are notifications.
