Well, SOMEBODY understands the way I feel about Christmas this year. Beat the nog out of a group of elves and use their yelps to recreate Christmas Carols. I hear “mistletoe” is their safe word.
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No shame in loving your bed.
I have exactly five locks on my door. And I’d like to get a few more.
by Erin La Rosa
Hey, Ira, why don’t you come check out the American Life in MY PANTS.