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International Bureau of Applied Logic / Seattle, WA / Male / 49
Everything you wish your papa had been and more. Shhh! Grown ups are talking!
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Well, SOMEBODY understands the way I feel about Christmas this year. Beat the nog out of a group of elves and use their yelps to recreate Christmas Carols. I hear “mistletoe” is their safe word.
The juicy, misleading “Power Rangers” and “Sex Change” headlines here remind me…
Seriously! Wil was one androgynous kid. So was Winona, after a fashion.
He's having a “Rosebud” episode, looking at a single dollar bill and…
I've always been afraid a pro basketball player might rape me.
So a meteorite can turn a boy into a girl?
The Gay Fred Flintstone? That old thing? Perez Hilton is a waddling joke.
See kids? Pot will screw up your life!
I thought buggery was sex with an insect.
Once you see it, you can't unsee it.
Bazooka Joe's Mort is meeting with his legal team today.
Armed with an onion and ketchup bandolier, this burgerlicious first mate of the…
Every year since the World Press Association gathers in Amsterdam to pick a…
Houston was photographed outside Tru Hollywood Nightclub in Los Angeles on…
