The Best And Worst Of The "Under The Dome" Premiere

...it's mostly worst. Also, spoilers, if anyone cares.

Best - Sliced Beef

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The falling dome sliced a lot of things in half. The best being this entire cow helplessly standing directly on the line.

Worst - Bloody Handprint

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"Oh man, one of my hands fell in cow blood! I guess I'll just use that one to touch the dome."

Best - Sassy Reporter

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While she may be clueless about her marriage, she might just get to the bottom of this whole thing.

Worst - THIS GUY

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Seriously, everything about this character is the worst. From dropping out of school, to being abusive, to playing with a butterfly knife, to stalking in a leather jacket, to kidnapping, to his huge face!

Best - Lesbian Family on TV

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It's great to have an interracial, lesbian family on a mainstream television show.

Worst - Lesbian Family HAS to be from Out of Town

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They can't be from the actual town the dome falls upon. They have to be from out of town, just travelling through, as they bring their delinquent daughter to a rich summer camp. Immediately, they are outcasts from the community.

Worst - Men's Fashion

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The clothing selection of the business men in this town is just awful.

Best - Badass Policewoman

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She looks like she's getting ready to kick some ass as the series develops!

Worst - Clueless DJ

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Big earthquake? Meh, I'll keep playing music.

Power is out? No prob, we have a generator.

No other stations broadcasting? Our ratings are gonna be awesome.

Best - Radio Tech

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The first to discover the problem with every other broadcast signal, she'll probably figure out the whole damn mystery.

Worst - Criminal Knows Best

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The murderer/drug (or something) dealer/ex-military guy will obviously be the most knowledgeable about dealing with an invisible dome that kills people.

Worst - Everyone is at Denny's or the Parade!

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Everyone is split apart - husbands and wives, kids and parents, cows and...other half of cows. The most important people from the town are off at the new Denny's or the parade in a nearby town.

Worst - Seizure Kids

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This poor, unfortunate, dorky kid could have been on to something...if only he (and other kids) hadn't had a really creepy seizure. An electrified dome wasn't enough, cryptic messages have to be told through the children!

Is there any hope for the series? Probably not.