2. 2) The Best of Linda Hamilton
“MOM! Your career is pretty much over, after this!”
4. 4) Teamwork
Arnold and Linda need guns…
The mayor of Eureka (Joe Morton) needs only his fist.
5. 5) Awesome Special Effects
“What? Do…do you think it’s noticeable? “
9. 7) Fuck You, You Little Dipshit!”
10. 8) Super Powers
John Connor shows the Terminator how to levitate a knife using only his mental powers.
13. 10) The Doctor Gets His Ass Kicked
Come on, just pump him full of that blue shit! Make him a smurf or dead or whatever.
15. 12) James Cameron…Before He Turned Everyone Blue
“So, now I say ‘I’ll be back?’ again?”
16. 13) Play Some T2 Games
Like this boring-looking board game.
18. 14) Copying Innocent Weirdos
Get a few thousand of your own Poker Coffee Cups and try your luck.
19. 15) Um…Weird Shit!
Are we sure he should be working at the mental hospital?
21. 17) Nikki Cox
Little Nikki has a brief appearance trying to pick up a cop before she heads to Las Vegas.
23. 19) Awkward Encounters
“I shall now eat this baby to power my fuel reserves.”
Can you believe no one has picked up this mint condition high-five card?!
25. 20) Idiot Civilians
“Are those bullets? I love bullets!”
26. 21) Nuking Little Kids
Did something bad happen or is this just how L.A. looks all the time?
27. 22) The Governator
“You’re the new house keeper? Welcome. I’ll be on your back — I mean, I’ll be back. I say that to everybody.”
Quick, go watch the greatest action flick of all time…before Arnold ruins it, again.
Happy 22, T2!