The good:
1.
The Jersey turnpike smells like bacon. What'd I miss?
2.
The turnpike smells like jellybeans
3.
the jersey turnpike smells like a bakery rn wow this is new
4.
Exit 8A on the New Jersey Turnpike smells like a Flintstones vitamin factory exploded nearby.
The bad:
5.
The NJ Turnpike smells like salami.
6.
#UKnowUFromJersey when ur on the turnpike and it smells like sewage..
7.
The turnpike currently smells like someone dumped a truckload of dry dog food on it and then wet it down.
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The Jersey turnpike is never ending and smells like feet
9.
Things the #nj #turnpike smells like today: oh dear god, rotten tuna
10.
Wow. NJ Turnpike smells like an actual toilet.
11.
Ahh New Jersey.. You had me at the rotten egg smell on the Turnpike!
The ugly:
12.
The turnpike smells like a fart in a nursing home
13.
Can anyone tell me why the New Jersey turnpike smells like rotting flesh? #ontheroadagain
14.
This part of the Jersey Turnpike always smells like the ocean and farts are having sex.
15.
The jersey turnpike smells like a skunk with a carton of rotting milk up its ass
16.
"why does Nj smell like a fart?" "because the turnpike has stolen their souls. This is the smell of lost souls". #thingsactorssay #aboutnj
17.
Even the New Jersey Turnpike smells like douchebag.
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