So you’re enjoying winter like the total ice boss that you are.
The season when all your friends go outside to cover themselves in pollen or whatever it is you do in the spring.
It’s not your fault you can’t frolic outside like everybody else… you were built differently.
And this is your nose during spring as represented by a dog door.
In the summer, once the trees have stopped trying to poison you with their airborne allergen missiles, you’re a jaw dropping ball of fun.
Your eyes, that more than once you’ve been told have a sparkle in them, become a Clear Eyes commercial nightmare.
But with your bloated face retaining water like a camel with trust issues, even when you try your hardest you look like…
So deal with it in whichever way works for you.
(Those are decongestants people, don’t get weird…) guesopl.tumblr.com
And bid the outdoors farewell… See you in June!