2. Joffrey sends apology letters to the many he’s wronged.
And a fruit basket for Sansa!
3. Daenerys interacts with another main character.
I mean look at her - she’s such a people person! Let her has friends!
5. Arya stops attempting to murder people.
AND STARTS SUCCEEDING AT MURDERING PEOPLE.
9. Theon is a character we care about.
But they’ve been torturing him for sooooo looooong. Too many feels to sort through.
10. Walder Frey is revealed as part of the Hogwarts’ staff.
And Mrs. Norris has a cameo as a direwolf. Or something.
11. Margaery starts being as awesome as her granny.
Is someone keeping an eye on this crazy or…?
13. Drogo - oh… no nothing’s happening with Drogo.
But this was sufficient awesomeness for a lifetime I suppose.
15. Something… alright happens to Sansa?
Ok, ok, it’s too unbelievable.
16. So we’ll settle for something “not terrible.”
Yea you’re pretty used to the rough life at this point.
19. And less of this.
Like, we get it, girl. You’re as tough as any guy out there. The more you go on about it the less I believe it.
21. …who FIGHTS ANOTHER BEAR.
Or at least wrestles that Mrs. Norris-direwolf creature.