The 26 Most Likely Character Developments For Next Season Of "Game Of Thrones"

By “likely,” I mean never gonna happen. Warning: Spoilers inside.

1. Tywin punches Joffrey in the face.

Finally…

2. Joffrey sends apology letters to the many he’s wronged.

And a fruit basket for Sansa!

3. Daenerys interacts with another main character.

I mean look at her - she’s such a people person! Let her has friends!

4. And the dragons do something other than just exist!

5. Arya stops attempting to murder people.

AND STARTS SUCCEEDING AT MURDERING PEOPLE.

7. Or gets a haircut!

…it’s just a haircut…

8. Or has family left…

Arguably not that hard.

9. Theon is a character we care about.

But they’ve been torturing him for sooooo looooong. Too many feels to sort through.

10. Walder Frey is revealed as part of the Hogwarts’ staff.

And Mrs. Norris has a cameo as a direwolf. Or something.

11. Margaery starts being as awesome as her granny.

Is someone keeping an eye on this crazy or…?

12. Olenna Tyrell gives a f***.

13. Drogo - oh… no nothing’s happening with Drogo.

But this was sufficient awesomeness for a lifetime I suppose.

14. Something good happens to Sansa.

15. Something… alright happens to Sansa?

Ok, ok, it’s too unbelievable.

16. So we’ll settle for something “not terrible.”

Yea you’re pretty used to the rough life at this point.

17. Petyr MOVES ON ALREADY.

SHE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU.

18. Cersei gives us more of this.

19. And less of this.

Like, we get it, girl. You’re as tough as any guy out there. The more you go on about it the less I believe it.

20. Jaime falls for Brienne…

21. …who FIGHTS ANOTHER BEAR.

Or at least wrestles that Mrs. Norris-direwolf creature.

22. Jorah stops with the pedo crap.

23. Jon learns something. Anything!

24. Tyrion is anything other than everyone’s favorite character.

25. Sam becomes a wizard.

Because why not?

26. And Hodor becomes a game-changing character.

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