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    The 26 Most Likely Character Developments For Next Season Of "Game Of Thrones"

    By "likely," I mean never gonna happen. Warning: Spoilers inside.

    1. Tywin punches Joffrey in the face.

    2. Joffrey sends apology letters to the many he's wronged.

    3. Daenerys interacts with another main character.

    4. And the dragons do something other than just exist!

    5. Arya stops attempting to murder people.

    6. Bran walks.

    7. Or gets a haircut!

    8. Or has family left...

    9. Theon is a character we care about.

    10. Walder Frey is revealed as part of the Hogwarts' staff.

    11. Margaery starts being as awesome as her granny.

    12. Olenna Tyrell gives a f***.

    13. Drogo - oh... no nothing's happening with Drogo.

    14. Something good happens to Sansa.

    15. Something... alright happens to Sansa?

    16. So we'll settle for something "not terrible."

    17. Petyr MOVES ON ALREADY.

    18. Cersei gives us more of this.

    19. And less of this.

    20. Jaime falls for Brienne...

    21. ...who FIGHTS ANOTHER BEAR.

    22. Jorah stops with the pedo crap.

    23. Jon learns something. Anything!

    24. Tyrion is anything other than everyone's favorite character.

    25. Sam becomes a wizard.

    26. And Hodor becomes a game-changing character.