1. Excessive retweeting of horoscope accounts.
Maybe concentrate less on astrology?
2. Also, excessive retweeting of celebrity parody accounts.
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH DRAKE?
5. On the other hand, using terrible grammar might be just as bad.
6. Airing all sorts of personal information.
9. Or anything that starts with “Retweet if…”
The modern day version of chain texts.
(Also, *don’t. Awkward…)
11. Whining about first world problems without even hashtagging #firstworldproblems.
13. Bragging about how inebriated you are.
Also see: Too Many Individual Hashtags.
#selfie #swag #swaggy #yolo #hot #cute #summer #friends #fun
15. Texting via twitter mentions.
Or regular texting.
Or Facebook chat.
HELL, DIRECT MESSAGE EACH OTHER.
But stop this nonsense.