Buzz·Posted on Oct 23, 201429 Times "Bar Rescue" Totally Ruined Bars For YouWhen "SHUT IT DOWN" isn't a good thing.by Omar VillegasBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Meet Jon Taffer of Bar Rescue. He doesn't embrace excuses. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF So when Jon Taffer says these magical words: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 1. When Jon Taffer showed everyone a not-so-cool bar trick: Ah, just a cockroach drowned in a bottle of liquor. But they weren't only in the bottles: 2. When a bar was cool with having a raccoon as a mascot: Even when it used the bar as a restroom: Warning This image is graphic Tap to reveal Click to reveal 3. When Chef Brian Duffy found this goop all over a kitchen: WHAT IS THAT? 4. When a bar had fungus in its walk-in refrigerator: Warning This image is graphic Tap to reveal Click to reveal 5. When you realized what was in the bar that boasted a "natural spring." SRSLY?! Ummm... Riiiiiiight. 6. When a bar kept its beer bottles in this layer of slime: 7. When a bar used this thing to melt the cheese on burgers: 8. When a bar became a resort for fruit flies. 9. When a bar used a trash can as a holder for cooking utensils: 10. When a cook was cross contaminating everything in the kitchen: Which made Jon Taffer throw nachos across the kitchen in anger: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. When a cook used THIS to store dirty dishes. And Jon Taffer asked the question we were all thinking: 12. When a bar used a piña colada mix that looked like sludge: And didn't put lids on bottles that were baking in the outdoor bar: 13. When you realized those weren't chocolate chips: Warning This image is graphic Tap to reveal Click to reveal 14. When a bartender poured half a jar of olive juice into a martini: 15. When a bar refused to tell its customers what was in their "Ogasm" shots: 16. When a bar owner used a cutting board to count cash: 17. When a bar hosted some young and unusual patrons: 18. When a bar left their burners in this state: 19. When a bar found a graveyard behind its freezer: Warning This image is graphic Tap to reveal Click to reveal It's GOTTA be insulation. Wait. Nope. Warning This image is graphic Tap to reveal Click to reveal 20. When a bar had furniture that was a bit too "weathered": 21. And Jon Taffer pulled out the black light: To reveal this: 22. When a cook forgot to check a trap he had set: Warning This image is graphic Tap to reveal Click to reveal 23. When some bartenders straightened their hair in the kitchen: 24. When you couldn't figure out if that was a hairball or a greaseball: 25. When a bar had a moldy coaster in its cooler: 26. When you saw this thing: 27. When a bar served Maria Menounos bugs with her drink: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And she reacted like this: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. When a bar didn't realize nacho cheese doesn't age well. "This expired over a year ago!" 29. When a bar cooked a frozen pizza on the cardboard it was packaged in: In the words of Jon Taffer: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF