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1. When he was safety conscious
I call this look, BIRTH CONTROL. #mandals #iliketoparty
2. When he had great business ideas
When's Lucky Charms gonna realize that we're just in it for the Marshmallows?
3. When he understood the world's continuing obsession with The Titanic
TITANIC 4 EVER #leo #kate #coldasswater #sequel?
4. When he understood the true struggles of portion control
Still working my way through last years Halloween candy
5. When he understood the need to stick up for family
Can't believe how mean @MeekMill is being to my Brother.
6. When he too despised salad
I like Salad because you know around the corner is a crouton.
7. When he was embarrassed about his past
#neverforget no matter how hard you try
8. When he didn't want to waste any time with nonsense
Milk and Cookies? Cool. Cookies and Cookies? Better.
9. When he knew what a good deal was
It's hard to enjoy a two entree plate when you know you could've had a three entree plate for 99 cents more.
10. When he too had a deep passion for all things fried
Whoever decided to fry chicken deserves a freakin Nobel Prize
11. When he knew what was good for him but chose what he actually wanted
Healthy food tastes awesome unless you've ever had Macaroni and Cheese.
12. When he just understood life
I like Pizza with a side of more Pizza
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