Britney’s New Video, Debunked

a super important topic in society.

1. Typical Saturday night at the movie theater with the boys.

wearing short-shorts and black hosiery.

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2. All of a sudden, a strange electrifying light zaps Brit

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3. Those poor boys, they must be so frightened.

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4. Their mother, who gave them life, is being zapped into an oblivion.

Nope. They’re grinning.

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5. And then she’s gone.

bigger grins.

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6. There she is! Zapped onto the screen!


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8. Hi Mom!

No, I’m not freaked out that you are now on the screen.

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9. OMG!

I’m equally ecstatic to be zapped and taken away from my children. I don’t know where I am or what’s happening.

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10. Oh My!

A little blue girl sitting on my hand!

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11. OMG I should totally break into song!

and dance!

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12. “You don’t have to roll like a millionaire.”

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14. “Baby I would go with you anywhere”

Come on Brit, didn’t you learn from the Kevin thing?

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15. “You don’t have to wear no designer clothes.”

Said Britney, as she was wearing designer clothes.

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16. “Nobody can get down like us.”

that’s pretty far down, Brit

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show off

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18. “We don’t stop till we get enough.”

Enough what? CANDY, obviously!

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19. “I see that spark flashing in your eye.”

Through my “hand-made” telescope!

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20. “Baby come with me and be my ooh la la”

Now what exactly is an ooh la la again?

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21. Instrumental

the perfect time for a dance break.

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22. Even the Smurfs join in the fun!

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23. Twerking.

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24. “Take my hand we can go all night.”

Go where? Smurfville?

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25. “It feels so good I don’t want to stop”

We know it feels good to twerk Brit, but at some point, you will have to stop.

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26. Instrumental.

perfect time to gaze lovingly at a female smurf.

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27. Instrumental.

perfect time for an awkward family portrait.

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28. “Baby come with me and be my ooh la la”

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31. So Scandalous!

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32. “Oops I did it again”

couldn’t help myself with that one.

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33. Am I being too hard on Brit’s new video?

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34. Watch it for yourself.

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