French troops have a secret weapon in their battle against al-Qaeda militants in the west African country of Mali -SPY MONKEYS!
Teenage yobs killed an innocent Shetland pony… by driving it off a cliff in a sick bid to make it copy the moon-walking beast on a TV ad!
Is this proof al-Qaeda chief is ALIVE and living as a WOMAN in Halifax?!
Tragic David Thompson suffers from an unusual condition - his mouth is UPSIDE DOWN!
A young mum was shocked to find out she’d given birth to a baby that had Mr.Bean’s face!
An unemplyed tiler says he’s been snubbed by trash TV show Jeremy Kyle because his head is too small!
A trucker and his pal sparked outrage after they were seen playing JENGA while driving along the motorway!
Hedgehogs are counted as the most beloved of British animals. But today we lift the lid on a sinister new threat to the spiny little mammals!
A vigilante gran has been hailed a hero after she tracked down the two rapists who attacked her granddaughter!
What a shitty trick! A gang of hooligans snatched midget Andy Patterson from the street, carried him bodily to a public toilet… and tried to flush him away!
Racist thugs daubed anti-immigrant graffiti on COWS in protest at foreign-heritage cattle taking up residence in British fields!
They say revenge is a dish best served cold… but not for cuckolded Alan Baffin!
Animal lover Darren Purviss is close to going nuts after a gambling-mad monkey blew all of his brass…playing internet roulette!
A YOB caught on CCTV in this summer’s riots is receiving £205 a month mobility allowance… for his alcoholic DOG!
Drunk lands in hospital after SEX with SNOWMAN!
Fiend has sex with pet Labrador called Andrex!
Kevin,39, claims funnyman ‘disowned’ him when he found fame!
A pair of lesbian plumbers must be laughing like drains after they stole a houseproud bloke’s kichen!
Blueprints for sick attraction found dumped in bin!
Lusty vicar’s 70MPH mishap!