It’s funny cause she thought her God had forsaken her!  And cause I don’t know her.

It’s fast, but it’s not really “reaction time,” is it? If he were responding to a sudden rattlesnake strike, he’d have to process that first, then respond. Here they’re measuring from when he decides to draw and fire.

It’s Sean Penn.

It’s Kristen Wiig’s “baby arms” character!

Where’s the link in this post?

Morons: it’s not your “vagina” that’s getting vajazzled. The vagina is the part inside you. The outside parts are either the labia or just some skin.

Christ this kind of music is horrible. Also, how do you know she’s a mommy?

Yes, sir, you have nailed it.

“Kelso didn’t know if this was an isolated incident or a mechanical malfunction, so she opened up ‘that there baby’ with a ‘screwamadriver’ to ‘took out its cusser’. She was surprised to find that Miley Cyrus was not, in fact, inside the doll. “

I like that customers are all like: I just want to check my email please.