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    Life Lessons From A Christmas Story

    You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

    Don't put your tongue on poles...

    There is such a thing as too many layers...

    Watch what you say, unless you want a bar of soap waiting for you...

    If you put one thing on your Christmas list, that gives people free lance to gift you anything...

    There are many variations to classic Christmas songs...

    Italy makes some great lamps...

    And no matter how many people tell you...

    Maybe you should listen...

    Merry Christmas!