1. "I'm ignoring you until you change the channel"
2. "Talk to the fur"
3. "You never have time for me anymore"
4. "And to think I even used conditioner and you don't pay attention to me"
5. "At least Joe knows I am alive"
6. "How many days until the election again?"
7. "Gee thanks for letting me sit on this cooler, great host!"
8. "Watcha doing there big fella?"
9. "I'm not going anywhere."
10. "Wake me up when it's over"
11. "Did you ask who was a good boy? I'm a good boy!"
