Are you worth kidnapping? You’d like to think so, but who knows for sure? Lemony Snicket, that’s who. Yes, the author responsible for the new book series All the Wrong Questions and A Series of Unfortunate Events, has now thoughtfully prepared this handy flowchart so that we may each determine for ourselves if a stranger bearing free candy and car rides is a threat, or just being generous.
A difficult lesson, but necessary. Any reputable school ought to offer at least one course in vampire defense. Eton has three.
For more lessons in the fine art of finishing (others) join Mademoiselle Geraldine’s Finishing Academy. Where you’ll find lessons in etiquette & espionage as taught in Gail Carriger’s book series, Finishing School.
Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…