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26 Things All Mexican Kids Hated Hearing From Their Mom

Whether it was in English or Spanish, your mom ALWAYS had the final word.

1. “Sleep over? Why do you need to sleep over there if you have a house?”

Televisa

No sleep overs. Ever. :(

2. “You don’t like beans? What do you think this is? A restaurant?”

Televisa

You ate whatever was in front of you. END OF STORY.

3. “THIS IS NOT A HOTEL! No señor! You don’t come back home at whatever time you want!”

Televisa

“But 8:30 isn’t that late.”

4. “You’re not going anywhere until you finish eating your nopales.”

Televisa

“But… iAMA!

5. “You just wait till we get home.”

20th Century Fox

Shit, I fucked up.

6. “You just wait till your dad gets home.”

NBC

Shit, I REALLY fucked up.

7. At a family party: “Did you say hello to everyone?”

Black Note Films

“But… there’s like over a hundred people here.”

8. In front of a cousin you haven’t seen in forever: “KISS HER ON THE CHEEK. SHE’S YOUR COUSIN!”

Disney

Thanks, mom, for making this more awkward than it has to be.

9. “EY! Speak in Spanish so your uncle can understand.”

TriStar Pictures

Uncle: ¿De que hablan?
Me: Ehh… Los Lakers.

10. “Don’t make that face or it’ll stay that way!”

“Fine. Maybe I want my face to look that way.”

11. “How are you gonna have a girlfriend if you can’t even clean your room?”

iAMA! Stop being so negative.

12. “WAKE UP! We’re going to church today.”

TNT

Noooooooooo!

13. “Talk to your aunt. She’s on the phone.”

“WHAT?! But I’ve never met her. Umm… WHAT DO I SAY?!”

14.Ahorita vas a ver, hijo de tu madre.”

Televisa

Shit is about to go down.

15. “You look fat.”

VH1

Your mom will always have a nice cup of honesty waiting just for you.

16. “Eat some more.”

Univision

“But you just said I look fat…”

17. “We’re eating leftovers.”

PBS

“But we’ve been eating leftovers for the past six days…”

18. “You don’t like it? Fine. You’re not eating then.”

Univision

Mom: “There are kids in Mexico who don’t have anything to eat!”
Me: “So… are you going to mail it to them?”
Mom: “iNO SEAS PAYASO!

19. Your mom screaming at you from the sideline at a youth sports competition: “OPEN YOUR EYES!!!”

Mom: “CAN YOU NOT SEE WHERE THE BALL IS?!”

20. “Go get the belt.”

Cartoon Network

Just keeping it real. This was NEVER a good thing. Alas, we learn from our mistakes and move forward.

21. iNO LLORE! iNO LLORE!

“I CAN’T HELP IT!”

22. “Are you crying?? I’LL GIVE YOU A REASON TO CRY!!”

Nickelodeon

This only made you cry even more.

23. “I’m not asking you to wash the dishes. I’M TELLING YOU!”

Televisa

24. When you’re next in line at the supermarket: “Oh wait. I forgot the milk. I’ll be back.”

20th Century Fox

Cashier: “Your total is $14.99.”
Me: “…Moooooooom?”

25. “You want a quarter? They’re hiring at McDonald’s.”

New Line Cinema

“BUT I’M 8 YEARS OLD!”

26. “Put on a belt. You’re not walking out looking like a cholo.”

“Man! I never get to do anything!”

But at the end of the day, she’s your mom. And through thick and thin, she’ll always be there for you. You wouldn’t have it any other way.

Televisa

#Jefecita

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