1. Because the White House will be doomed:
2. Our coffee mugs and bongs will have sex to create abominations like this:
3. Our waffles will be in danger:
4. Because... global warming:
5. Our police departments will be too busy giving people directions to Hempfest instead of fighting crime:
6. Because it will forever taint the integrity of The Price Is Right. JUST LOOK AT MAUREEN:
7. Our family vacations will forever be ruined:
8. We will experience a severe shortage of Hot Cheetos:
I just got out of bed, drove to the gas station and bought these. #wtf #StonerProblems #high #lol
9. THINK OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO OUR FACES:
Weed had me like.... #cannacarter #stonernation #StonerProblems #stonerfam
10. Our children's birthdays will be ruined because you won't be able to find a single lighter to light the candles on their birthday cakes:
#StonerProblems
11. TRAFFIC JAMS:
Yesss hahahah I did this mfcks was blowing at me #comedy #StonerProblems
12. Because it will bring a whole new set of problems for states:
13. We will go hungry because our food establishments will close down spontaneously:
14. Our education system will collapse because our students will think they're in Hogwarts:
15. People will forget how to communicate:
She makes my life 😂😍❤️🍁 @zepol1010 #stonerproblems
16. We will devolve and forget how to use our current technology:
Laughed so hard ahaha #StonerProblems
17. You can say good-bye to our precious apples:
It's a struggle out here #StonerProblems
18. Our economy will collapse:
We all do this! #stonerproblems
So be wary of marijuana legalization. We don't want to see this great country of ours collapse before our very eyes. YOU FEEL ME?
Fat bowl: #StonerProblems