1. Your favorite superheroes would surprise you at your birthday party and it was everything.
2. The neighborhood would smell like some bomb-ass carne asada.
3. Or your family would hire a taquero...
4. And you'd be like...
5. Your dad and uncles made sure there was enough alcohol available the day of the party.
6. If you were extra ~pipiris nice~, you got a jump house for your birthday party.
7. Your family would sing you four different versions of the Happy Birthday song.
♫ "Feliz Cumpleaños a ti..."♫
♫ “Qué linda está la mañana…” ♫
♫ "Happy Birthday to you..." ♫
Me: "OK. Can i blow out the candles now?" —
Tias: — “¡AHORA LAS MAÑANITAS!”"
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