1. When you start up your computer and for some reason, IT JUST DOESN'T LOAD.
2. When YouTube spits in your face:
3. When you encounter either of these spinning circles of death.
4. The time you wanted to delete something and accidentally turned off your computer.
5. There's this obnoxious message that keeps bugging you every day.
6. When you're falling asleep to a super-relaxing YouTube video and then an incredibly loud ad pops up out of nowhere.
7. You’re about to livestream the most important event of the year and then this happens:
8. When a vowel on your keyboard stops working.
9. When the most terrifying T-Rex of all time appears on your screen.
10. When your internet gets so screwed up, it goes back in time.
11. When your computer asks you to "contact your administrator for assistance."
12. When your laptop gets so ridiculously hot on your lap that you'll probably never have kids.
13. When your computer fan stops working and you can't binge-watch anything on Netflix.
14. The second you realize you just unplugged your external hard drive by mistake.
15. Ungodly buffer times.
16. When your computer doesn't discover your Bluetooth mouse.
Same goes for your Bluetooth keyboard.
17. The moment your computer programs go on strike.
And your "last resort" goes on strike as well.
18. These error notifications that give you ABSOLUTELY NO INFORMATION.
19. Every time your cursor disappears and you can never seem to find it again.
20. After clicking the "REFRESH" button 113 times, you realize it won't bring back your internet.
21. Pop-ups suck in general, but these are the scum of the earth:
22. Every time you run out of real estate on your desktop and place the blame solely on your computer.
23. When a computer program commands you to find a long, lost CD that you probably threw away.
24. You feel the world is going to end when your monitor starts looking like this:
25. WHAT THE HELL IS A GRAPHICS CARD?
26. The audacity your computer has to straight-up lie to your face.
27. When you realize Gmail can hold your life hostage.
28. When you wisely choose to print your midterm project one minute before it's due and this happens:
THIS IS FOR EVERY TIME YOU FAILED US:
But we just can't live without you.
